- String of sunshiney 80+ degree days
- 1 attractive location, beach-front or shady park preferred
- 1 blanket
- Your favorite beverage
- 1 Pizza’zza pizza or 2 or 10
- A healthy dose of good cheer
- A delightful companion (optional)
- Your favorite dog, cat, bird, lizard, or other pet (optional)
Set first ingredient aside for later use.
Use this map to find an attractive location that suits you.
Using a telephone, call in pizza order to closest Pizza’zza. Allow oven and stovetop to remain off so as not to overheat home. Allow Pizza’zza staff to suffer in the sweltering heat of the pizza oven. Turn on fan and pour a glass of iced tea. You deserve it. Just thinking about the oven has likely made you sweat.
Gather blanket, beverage, good cheer, and companions. Mix gently. Pour into large or small locomotion device, such as a car, bicycle, red wagon, or skate board. Be careful not to over-mix; some ingredients may be fragile and/or irritable in the heat. Using map, GPS, or memory, make your way to Pizza’zza.
Upon entering, greet employee and kindly ask if your order is ready. Smile. Say, “Hot enough for ya’?” Smile again. Say thank you. Tip the friendly pizzarista behind the counter if it pleases you. Pay for pizza. Exit building. Gently pour pizza into other ingredients in locomotion device. Mix well, but gently, to avoid dissolving good cheer.
Proceed to pre-determined attractive location. Locate flat-ish shady spot. Gently and without ruffling too many feathers, pour locomotion device ingredients on grassy or sandy ground. Spread blanket evenly. Place remaining ingredients on top of blanket, allowing ingredients to touch only if mutually desired.
Cook under a sunny sky at 80ish degrees for approximately 1-2 hours until top is slightly browned and inside is soft and relaxed.
This is an old, family recipe. We think it will quickly become one of your family favorites as well. Enjoy and post pictures of how your recipe turned out on our Facebook site.